Are you sure this is not an emergency? Because you could come in now. Our staff is waiting to help you. Perhaps tomorrow morning at 8:30am?

Welcome to my office. Please take off your shirt. And bra. Now we will do a stress test, so I will hook these 20 wires to your naked torso. Then you will ride this bike, topless, with increasing intensity, until you are sweaty, and topless. 

Now we will walk down the corridor to another room, where you will still be topless. Here is a towel, to wipe off the sweat, but do not bother to cover your naked torso, because I will be applying many more wires to you in the next room.

Thank you very much. This has been an extremely efficient appointment. Please make another appointment on the way out.